Sunday, November 18, 2012

WHEN I BECOME PRESIDENT


When I become president:
___1) Everyone in the country will have to be proficient in @ least the 1 common language = English, & all gov’t instructions & correspondence will be only in that 1 common language (that’ll eliminate a bunch of cost).
___2) Every street will have only 1 name (not like CR1-Keen-Starkey-Park).
___3) Every county or state will have a designated Vice-area like a mini-Nevada where all vices can be indulged freely (like in Amsterdam, Bangkok, or England), and penalties for those would be doubled in all other areas where local ordinances indicate that the residents don’t want them there.
___4) To get a driver's license, everyone will have to take a rigorous obstacle defensive-driving course and pass the rigorous test with 100%.
___5) Zero-tolerance for DUI.
___6) Congress will condense the absurd mountain of ridiculous, legalese, lengthy laws in existence in USA, down to an avg size book in PLAIN English that everyone could have access to & understand easily.
___7) The-Donald (Trump) will be placed in charge of firings & shutting-down useless government agencies until the national debt is eradicated.
___8) All government branches will be placed on 1/2 pay until the national debt is eradicated, and if gov’t-bureaucracy employees can’t make ends meet on that salary, they should get real productive jobs in the private sector.
___9) Ponzi-scheme government-bonds borrowing will end immediately.
___10) Government Welfare offices will become EMPLOYMENT offices, and welfare-recipients will be made aware that welfare assistance is there to tide them over ONLY 90 dys max until they can get themselves back on their feet, not to support them for 4 generations of out-of-wedlock children. Self-respect will be taught – everyone can work doing something. I’ve seen a man (Stephen) all-crippled-up in a wheel-chair collecting tickets at the Largo-mall theaters. I’ve seen developmentally-challenged people working at some fast-food restaurants. I’ve seen men in their 60’s working as furniture-movers. I’ve heard of a man in an iron-lung doing sales by phone. Everyone can do something.
___11) Welfare payments to people for just being too FAT to work will end (oh yes, hard to believe, but it does go on).
___12) Everything should be done to keep companies inside the country & even attract other companies to the country (reduce taxes & fees, reduce paperwork, reduce gov’t-overregulation & strangulation, etc). What’s better, lower wages or no wages? Killing free-enterprise just so people end-up on gov’t-unemployment-compensation makes no sense: instead of working for ½-pay from a company, they now stay home not working for ½-pay from tax-payers?!?
___13) Zero-tolerance for violent criminals. Everyone knows that murder, attempted-murder, genocide, killing-spree, assassination, mugging, robbery-w/weapon, home-invasion, assault-&-battery, violent-rape, human-trafficking, kidnapping-for-ransom, etc. are unacceptable behaviors, so why give them 3 chances to repeat those crimes? After the 1st conviction they are to have their testosterone-glands removed (or get a hysterectomy), and they are to be placed on an island to serve-out their time in a self-sustaining colony.
___14) English could be modified to be logical & easy to learn. For example we don’t need all these forms of the verb “to-be”: was, am, are, is.  Many already speak by using only is (I is, you is, we is, they is), so why not just make it official? Also English (& spelling) in all English-speaking countries needs to be uniform; no Ebonics, Spanglish, Pigeon-English, or the like.
___15) It is not in the constitution for the gov’t “Big-Brother” to legislate “morality.” If you consider guns, abortion, homosexuality, same-sex-marriage, creative-sexuality-lifestyle, etc. as wrong, then don’t do it, but don’t create laws that force your ideas of “morality” upon others. All such laws are to be stricken as unconstitutional.
___16) There is a difference between religious-morality and common secular-courtesy. Of the 10-Commandments, the 1st tablet deals with religious-stuff while the 2nd deals with common secular-courtesy: take care of parents and don’t murder, break-up-families, steal-stuff, slander, nor conspire to attempt any of the above. So since gov’t & religion must be kept separate, and since people do need some sort of code-of-ethics to have a civilized society, the 2nd tablet does belong in gov’t buildings while the 1st one does NOT.
___17) Lowering taxes increases actual dollar amounts coming in as taxes because more people are employed.
___18) What do rich people do with their money?
Some of it is placed in banks, which the banks lend out to people who need it to buy homes, cars, etc., or start or expand businesses which employ people.
Some of it is invested in various business ventures which employ people.
Some of it is placed in foundations which provide scholarships and various other endowments (gifts) to promote a better quality of life for everyone.
Some of it is spent on products & services which create jobs for people. When a rich person buys a yacht, do you have any concept as to how many man-hours of employment that provides for many, many people? Why would you want to eliminate those jobs and send that rich-person’s money instead to wasteful bureaucrats in gov’t who actually cannot account for billions of taxpayer dollars they spent.
So the “Robin-Hood” mentality of stealing from the 1%-rich to give to the lazy-ones of the 99%, by raising taxes on the rich, STOPS NOW!
Those who have struggled and worked hard to get to that level of $ucce$$ do not need to be punished for their $ucce$$. It is their money which is keeping the economy going.
___19) Drug-use is to be decriminalized under controlled conditions like in Amsterdam or England where it seems to be working fine. It reduces all crime from organized to muggings to petty-theft, and it’s a lot cheaper than “War-on-Drugs.” Zero tolerance for DUI’s though (see #5 above). Those who DUI do not need to be given 4 chances to kill people. Yes it will reduce police jobs, but while police may be necessary, those are not really jobs of production of consumer-sought products-&-services.
___20) People should have a choice of being either of 3 types of citizens,
and everyone’s driver-ID will identify which plan they are in:
A) those who expect the government to take care of them, and who pay into that gov’t kitty (Social-Security) from which they are taken care of;
B) those who prefer to be self-insured or buy their own insurance & retirement, who are not forced to pay into the gov’t kitty (Social-Security);
C) if they are not covered by either of the above, they agree to DNR – Do-Not-Resuscitate & organ donation, and no institution will be required to offer them any services whatsoever.
___21) All Guard-Forces (National-Guard, Air-National-Guard, Coast-Guard) MUST be kept inside the country for self-defense from an invasion. Those may not be used for any foreign campaign (with the exception of pursuing forces which attacked and then are hiding on other side of the border). Job description of ALL armed forces is to defend the population and never abuse. That would provide honorable military service for those who are partial conscious-objectors.
___22) All our embassy Marines around the world are to be fully armed & authorized to use deadly force on anyone who appears to be dangerous & refuses to heed orders to halt. If host governments are not able to prevent attacks on our embassies, or people are so stupid as to behave suspiciously and disregard orders to halt, then our Marines need to be fully armed & authorized to defend the embassy.
___23) President Theodore Roosevelt said: "Speak softly, and carry a big stick."
We need to speak friendship, cooperation & peace to all softly and carry a big stick in the form of Special-Forces able to carry out surgical-missions. The day of having large standing armies & navies for large-scale invasions & long occupations is over. It just prolongs into long unpopular & unuseful endeavors. Why kill 100’s of 1,000’s of soldiers who never even wanted to be in that “enemy” army but were forced by some power-hungry demented dictator? Better to just do a surgical-mission and take out the mad-man.
___24) Peace-Corps will be promoted & built-up to outdo in size the size of the military. Conscious-objectors will be given a choice to serve in it, in place of the military. Peace-Corps will be all over the world changing the negative image that some have about Americans.

These are just the 1st 24 points of my platform. 

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